Total Medals Earned: 1,521 (From 253 different games.) Total Medal Score: 29,970 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/135 points)
Make it past Stage 1.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Defeat the Boss!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Together forever.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Read the entire first issue of 1976
Medals Earned: 7/9 (220/250 points)
Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.
Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (35/35 points)
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
asSALT the elf.
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)
Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
???
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/255 points)
Life after death
Replay the game.
Finish the game without dying.
Defeat the final boss.